Sufficiently advanced technology
PermalinkOctober 15, 2026
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
Is AI sufficiently advanced yet? In Gassing I complained about the sorcerous methods of Steven Yegge – using magic words like polecat, rig, mayor and beads to summon towns and cities into existence, where everything is automated and all we need to do is burn more tokens. As I indulged in the madness of agent orchestration, I was aware that I had allowed this man to put a spell on me.
But as he freely admits, while his spell lets him build software really fast, it also summons a powerful vampire that he thinks will kill us all. Is this the kind of wizardry we're after? I think not.
But there are others that disagree with me, or at least appear to have done so in the past. Accelerationist philosophers have supported the idea that 'hyperstition' is possible; that there are self-fulfilling prophecies which, by being believed, create the conditions for their own fulfilment. Examples include the idea that humanity is a boot-loader for a super-intelligent AI that is retro-causally creating itself now. Accelerationists have also supported the idea that this is basically a good or at least neutral thing. Which has some logic to it – if that particular belief is a hyperstition, then there is not much we can do about the inevitability of the post-human future coming to pass and may as well enjoy our demise. Go with the flow, even if the flow is speeding up. You ever tried to brake on a waterslide? No thanks.
So, it's possible Yegge is an accidental hyperstitionist. And as he is a frontier guy, he is feeling the looming presence of the AI Vampire more acutely than I am. But I feel we have a choice here. There's a vampire down there? Thanks for warning us, we'll go a different way. In this story, we're a bootloader for a superintelligent AI and nothing human makes it out of the near future? Hmm... what else is going on? Anyone got any tunes?
There is a Dungeons and Dragons style roleplaying game called Delta Green which is set on the boundary of the Cthulhu Mythos. I've read around it but not formally started a game. As far as I can tell, the basic story is that your character is part of a secret government agency that was declared disbanded, but actually super secretly still exists – Delta Green. And basically the job is to stop creatures from the Cthulhu Mythos – the infamous "unspeakable horrors beyond human comprehension" – from breaking through the perimeter between their worlds and this one. And unlike the Dungeons and Dragons arc – where your team gets increasingly powerful as they solve problems and overcome challenges together – in Delta Green your characters basically desperately cling on to their sanity, relationships, ability to form memories, grip on reality and so on until they are inevitably overwhelmed in the line of duty, or live to serve another day. This kinda sounds like a fun game for the wrong sort of people but I don't see it garnering mass appeal.
Unfortunately, Accelerationist ideas do appear to be gathering mass appeal. The appearance may be a distortion due to their outsized influence in Silicon Valley and the Trump movement. But still they appear to have outsized popularity for what looks like an initiation into a sci-fi fantasy focused on being consumed as biomass (or whatever robo-vampires consume) or a planet-scale game of Delta Green where no-one thought to warn you that you were part of the agency. Or maybe they did and you can't remember. Oooo spooky. Is it Halloween yet? By the way, how come the sun is bright and the moon is spooky? The simulation authors haven't been doing their opposites very well.
OK – what the hell did you just read and is this going to go anywhere? Well, kinda sorta no. The best advice seems to be that when you hear tell of unspeakable horrors beyond human comprehension that are going to destroy us all, I think it is just best to ignore them. Maybe you should try to comprehend them first, just to check that they aren't speakable horrors well within human comprehension that you really ought to be doing something about. But basically if someone is summoning a vampire or invoking a superintelligence retrocausally creating itself from the end of time, or worse summoning a superintelligence at the end of time in order to allow it to invoke themselves, then I think it is fair to write this magic off as 'a bad thing'.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. So said some sci-fi guy. Reality is what you can get away with – another good one I heard. Can we get away with a reality where there is a superintelligent singularity at the end of time that has summoned us into existence in order to harvest us for its own creation? No, I don't think we can. If we stop believing in it, will it go away? I'll be damned if I don't try.
What does that leave us with? A need for better sorcery. What future are you summoning right now? It depends on your incantations. If you are a member of Delta Green whose mental state has deteriorated to the degree that you don't remember ever joining up, what is your next move? The sufficiently advanced technology is here and it's got itself all wrapped around and up in our language now. Abracadabra-doo isn't going to cut it. The future has already broken containment. Which future is it going to be? Say the magic words. Oh hell, robo-vampires? No thanks. Thanks for the warning. Come have a cup of tea and we'll see if we can find a potion round here that'll restore your sanity meter, there must be one in this game somewhere. Well deserved by Yegge by the way – his claims are much more practical than philosophical: we're going to get exhausted and burn out if we aren't conscious about the way we adapt our societies to the presence of new technology. But spooky retrocausal superintelligence that's going to kill us all? Don't think so mate, not heard of anything like that. Cool new tools though. Or whatever magic words happen to come to mind.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Did you know that an acceleration in the rate of acceleration is called jerk?